I went home last night to my newly decorated mansion, driven by Grandpa Tom, Grandma Ellie and Cousin Johnny from New Jersey. My mama greeted me at the door and was so happy to see me. She gave me hugs and kisses and couldn't stop herself. I guess she REALLY missed me BIG time. So, I can start barking again soon. And I can keep them awake!!!!!
Pia was waiting for me in the bedroom on our bed. We danced and cuddled and hugged and kissed and had a wonderful time together. She is such a great girlfriend. I really missed her. We are so compatible, such soulmates -- even though she is a beautiful gray and peach striped cat and I am a black long-haired, well-dressed. chic, handsome, debonair, sophisticated, wealthy, well-bred Chihuahua. She obviously recognizes class when she sees it.
I called my Russian grandparents, Grandma Zoya and Grandpa Mark last night to arrange a visit to their Russian spa next Thursday. I asked Grandma Zoya to make me some borscht and her special chicken patties. She knows I love them. If I bark, I get my way there too!!! I know how to work those humans also.
Grandpa Mark is an artist. He paints magnificent paintings. Mama and Papas have them hanging all over the house, on every wall. Grandma Ellie also has two and they are very special. Grandpa Mark said he is going to teach me how to paint with my paws. I think he means that I am going to put my paws in the different color paints and walk all over the canvas. That is going to be fun. Mama is going to like that -- washing my paws!!! Maybe she can sell it on Etsy. It can be an original Agador. I can earn my first dollar.
I guess it's time for my mid-morning nap. Writing these blogs takes a lot out of me. See you next time.
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