Celebrity Weddings

Let us discuss some very interesting television. Mamas, being the eternal romantic, is watching Forbes 20 most expensive weddings. I am sitting here behind her. I am not too excited about this because I can't afford a wedding like this.

Alas, I digress, let me get back to the task at hand - Forbes. I cannot afford a wedding. I guess that should be o.k. since I have more women than I can handle. I have Miss PIa, who has my heart. I have Miss Molly LuLu who sniffs my coolie and some other random hounds who love me. So, If I have a wedding, it will have to be on a chi budget, but I will definitely get my sweetie pie a huge diamond. Every female deserves a huge rock. Then, I will have to do my pimpin' again and have to save for a big lavish wedding. I sent mamas to a store today in Staten Island that makes puppy couture. I would buy only the best tux for myself, even tho I am always in the tux, being the dapper chi that I am. My wonderful fiancee would get a beautiful custom couture. Only the best for my woman. The first woman in my life, however is the mamas. She approves of my decisions, but she would love me to stay here and love her forever. Remember folks, I turned 5 this year, so that is a big time 35 in human years. It is time to get a woman.. a steady woman.

Brass Knuckles and Biscuits

One fine day... there was a papas. He would eat steak, pork, meat on a stick, gyro, all forms of meaty goodness. Then there was a Pia cat. You see, she was from the plantation. Pia was an excellent baker and she used to make biscuits. Actually, her mammy used to make her biscuits. Aggie said to Pia, "You make the biscuits and I will provide the meat." "Oh Lordy, Lord, if you say so Aggie."

So Aggie went on his quest to be all sweet to the papas and he had his brass knuckles in his pocket. Yes, this is one chihuahua who has pockets, because he is fancy. He had his BK in his pockets and went to sit with papas. Tonight, he was eating a succulent turkey leg. Turkey legs happen to be Pia's favorite. Aggie knew he was going to be the hero tonight. He sat quietly on the back of the couch and tried to steal, putting on his regular show of grab and go. He snuck back behind the papas and put on his brass knuckles. He jumped out onto the papas lap and punched him with the brass knuckles. He dropped the turkey leg and Aggie grabbed it. He ran into Pia and produced the LEG. She had the table all set with candle light and fine china and silver. They feasted all night, while the papas was being nursed back to health by mamas, or as Pia calls her, Girl.

And they lived happily ever after...

What a faker...

I am pegged as such. Right now, I am laying next to mamas showing her my bum. I was so lazy last night and today. I haven't gotten off the couch. I was so gloomy that I made papas feel guilty and he stayed home with me. What a fun day we had! We watched tv, and movies and foodtv, and more tv. Papas waited on me paw and paw. He dripped water into my mouth. Let me lick peanut butter off of his paw, laid with me in bed. Set up a make-shift sick-bed on the love seat for me. I sat, I laid, I slept, I laid, I barked and that was when papas knew I was a faker. I wanted to have company today and I wanted to chill with papas. We hung out and he worked a bit from home and I worked a bit from the love seat, and now I am going to take a nap with mamas. I barked very loudly when she came home. I was so happy to see her. I wish she had stayed home also. Anyway, now she is home and we are snuggling. I will write again later. Hopefully we will have an adventure tonight.

Bummed Chi..

Today started as every other normal chi day. I woke up under the papas. He was laying on my bum. I then got up and rubbed my bum with toilet paper. I went back to the couch and laid on my bum until mamas left. She rubbed my bum and gave me kisses goodbye. Papas hung out with me for a bit. He got dressed and went to work and then Mr. Sir came over. He had to do some work in the house for mamas and papas then he smuggled me back to Grannie's house. He wrapped me in my quilt that grannie made me and then took me to my vacation home. I looked for my treats, but there were none. Mamas needed to get me new ones and she says she hasn't found any that are good for me. She says they will make my bum fat.

Mamas picked me up with grannie at grannie's house and they took me to the VET! They betrayed me. I had to have a thermometer put in my bum. Ow, that did hurt. Chis are not supposed to have things placed in their bum. Then, two shots in my bum. One in my right bum cheek, then the other in the left bum cheek. I am very bummed today. I did, however, get new treats out of the deal. Dr. Thompson told mamas and grannie all the good things that they can give me. I am going to be a fruit bat soon. Peas, carrots, apples, pears, and a tiny bit of chicken. That sounds good to a chi. Of course, I had to come home and get a bath. I was just scrubbed ever so gently by the mamas and papas, as usual will be dried by the papas. Now, I am laying wrapped like a tortilla on papas in a towel with two hairs sticking up like horns. I will definitely have a good night's sleep tonight.

I've gotta go rub my bum.
Good night sleepy chi...