Let us discuss some very interesting television. Mamas, being the eternal romantic, is watching Forbes 20 most expensive weddings. I am sitting here behind her. I am not too excited about this because I can't afford a wedding like this.
Alas, I digress, let me get back to the task at hand - Forbes. I cannot afford a wedding. I guess that should be o.k. since I have more women than I can handle. I have Miss PIa, who has my heart. I have Miss Molly LuLu who sniffs my coolie and some other random hounds who love me. So, If I have a wedding, it will have to be on a chi budget, but I will definitely get my sweetie pie a huge diamond. Every female deserves a huge rock. Then, I will have to do my pimpin' again and have to save for a big lavish wedding. I sent mamas to a store today in Staten Island that makes puppy couture. I would buy only the best tux for myself, even tho I am always in the tux, being the dapper chi that I am. My wonderful fiancee would get a beautiful custom couture. Only the best for my woman. The first woman in my life, however is the mamas. She approves of my decisions, but she would love me to stay here and love her forever. Remember folks, I turned 5 this year, so that is a big time 35 in human years. It is time to get a woman.. a steady woman.
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