Brass Knuckles and Biscuits

One fine day... there was a papas. He would eat steak, pork, meat on a stick, gyro, all forms of meaty goodness. Then there was a Pia cat. You see, she was from the plantation. Pia was an excellent baker and she used to make biscuits. Actually, her mammy used to make her biscuits. Aggie said to Pia, "You make the biscuits and I will provide the meat." "Oh Lordy, Lord, if you say so Aggie."

So Aggie went on his quest to be all sweet to the papas and he had his brass knuckles in his pocket. Yes, this is one chihuahua who has pockets, because he is fancy. He had his BK in his pockets and went to sit with papas. Tonight, he was eating a succulent turkey leg. Turkey legs happen to be Pia's favorite. Aggie knew he was going to be the hero tonight. He sat quietly on the back of the couch and tried to steal, putting on his regular show of grab and go. He snuck back behind the papas and put on his brass knuckles. He jumped out onto the papas lap and punched him with the brass knuckles. He dropped the turkey leg and Aggie grabbed it. He ran into Pia and produced the LEG. She had the table all set with candle light and fine china and silver. They feasted all night, while the papas was being nursed back to health by mamas, or as Pia calls her, Girl.

And they lived happily ever after...