Bummed Chi..

Today started as every other normal chi day. I woke up under the papas. He was laying on my bum. I then got up and rubbed my bum with toilet paper. I went back to the couch and laid on my bum until mamas left. She rubbed my bum and gave me kisses goodbye. Papas hung out with me for a bit. He got dressed and went to work and then Mr. Sir came over. He had to do some work in the house for mamas and papas then he smuggled me back to Grannie's house. He wrapped me in my quilt that grannie made me and then took me to my vacation home. I looked for my treats, but there were none. Mamas needed to get me new ones and she says she hasn't found any that are good for me. She says they will make my bum fat.

Mamas picked me up with grannie at grannie's house and they took me to the VET! They betrayed me. I had to have a thermometer put in my bum. Ow, that did hurt. Chis are not supposed to have things placed in their bum. Then, two shots in my bum. One in my right bum cheek, then the other in the left bum cheek. I am very bummed today. I did, however, get new treats out of the deal. Dr. Thompson told mamas and grannie all the good things that they can give me. I am going to be a fruit bat soon. Peas, carrots, apples, pears, and a tiny bit of chicken. That sounds good to a chi. Of course, I had to come home and get a bath. I was just scrubbed ever so gently by the mamas and papas, as usual will be dried by the papas. Now, I am laying wrapped like a tortilla on papas in a towel with two hairs sticking up like horns. I will definitely have a good night's sleep tonight.

I've gotta go rub my bum.
Good night sleepy chi...