I can't understand why a little Chihuahua can't catch a break from mamas and papas. One small piece of barbecued steak for lunch? After all, I stay home alone all morning waiting for papas to come home for lunch to keep me company, and then I get chased for "stealing" a piece of steak? All I get to eat is the dry kibble and water. No treats. Maybe a piece of banana.
I am going to Grandma's today for a few days. At least I can get some chicken and steamed broccoli there. I can sleep with no snoring. I have my quilt on the sofa and the pillows and Grandma's new quilt on the bed. I can sleep between Gram and Mr. Sir. It's warm and comfy.
I don't get yelled at, no text messages if I "steal" a piece of steak. No problems with kids, cats, strays, snoring. I can wake Gram up by jumping on her in the morning. She calls me her Mexican Jumping Bean. I snuggle next to her on the sofa and we watch the San Antonio Spurs Basketball Games. She is making me new sweaters and now new braided collars. I wish I could go away with her to Syracuse, but I can't behave. She is going away for a month and I have to go back to my parents again.
I like to run around the yarn, go for rides in the car, visit Auntie Bev and Uncle Ron and go for walks with Grandpa around the neighborhood. I also like to bark at the other dogs who walk by the house and keep watch. I have two friends up there named Daisy and Bailey who walk by and bark at me.
I know that mamas and papas love me and I love them too, but I need some special attention. After all, I am a loveable, adorable, sophisticated, well-mannered, educated Chihuahua. Maybe I will get it when mamas is on vacation from school.
Oh well, off to pack my bag with my quilt and blanket for a few days vacation to Gram's house. I have to do some shopping for papas for Father's Day. I saw something that I think he will really like.
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